Loud-mouthed liberal feminist. Anarchist knitter. Tequila-drinking artsy-smartsy fat chick. Bluesy folk-rock singer-songwriter. Rebel with too many causes. Quirky eclectic pagan poet. Paradoxical intuitive smartass. Sarcastic brainiac insomniac. You know, for starters.
First, there's that whole socialized medicine thing. Then? The local electric company gives away clotheslines as part of a conservation program. Must be nice to have a utility that seems to give a damn about the environment. 'Round these parts, ComEd allegedly cares....but I ain't so sure.