Douchebag: you're far
Me: Far?
Douchebag: really really far
Me: From what?
Douchebag: me
Douchebag: oh i meant fat
Me: Uh. Yeah. And?
Douchebag: would you want your child to be fat?
...are funny to me. Sooner a fat kid than a stupid one, dumbass.
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Loud-mouthed liberal feminist. Anarchist knitter. Tequila-drinking artsy-smartsy fat chick. Bluesy folk-rock singer-songwriter. Rebel with too many causes. Quirky eclectic pagan poet. Paradoxical intuitive smartass. Sarcastic brainiac insomniac. You know, for starters.
Douchebag: you're far
Me: Far?
Douchebag: really really far
Me: From what?
Douchebag: me
Douchebag: oh i meant fat
Me: Uh. Yeah. And?
Douchebag: would you want your child to be fat?
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